I just wanted to share some of my favorite things I heard my boys say (or heard Jim say to the boys) over the past year. They keep me laughing every day. Hope you enjoy them!

While I was doing dishes, one of my boys was using the bathroom upstairs and yelled down to me, “Mommy, my peepee is so big!”

“Do not lick my ear.”

“Stop sniffing your brother.”

“Mommy, when I poop, I have to take off all my clothes so I don’t get poop on them.”

“Get your finger out of your butt.”

“Mommy, I’m not playing with my peepee, I’m fixing it.”

“Get your toes out of your mouth.”

“Fart on me!”

“Get your face out of your brother’s butt.”

While sitting in Mass right before Christmas, Christopher heard a baby crying. He looked at me all wide eyed and said, “Is that the baby Jesus crying?”

Same day in Mass, first time Christopher attended since he’s been a baby, he looked around and said, “Wow, there are a lot of crosses here.”

“Remember the most important rule of Trick-or-Treating… watch out for dog poop when you’re walking through the yards.”

“God, I pray for Mommy and Daddy and Jacob and my toys and Uncle Tom and Grandma and my toys and Uncle Tom. Amen.”

Me: “Jacob, what do you want for dinner tonight?” Jacob: “Food.”

“Mommy, I love to be naked.”

“Mean human’s don’t like babies but nice human’s do.”

“I’m asleep, tooth fairy! You can come see Jacob now but you have to come through my window first!”

After Jacob lost his first tooth and the tooth fairy gave him a dollar, he came home from school the next day and told me, “Mommy! I bit off a fingernail at school today. Now the finger nail fairy will come tonight and leave me another dollar!”

Christopher found some wheat crackers and asked if he could have some. He came back to me moments later and said, “Mommy, these cookies taste like poop.”